Some people say if you play the Windows Vista install DVD backwards you can hear demon voices commanding you to worship Satan. Thats nothing, play it forward and it installs Windows Vista!

“ASCII and ye shall receive.”

“The only truly secure computer is one buried in concrete, with the power turned off and the network cable cut.”

“Windows 95 /n./ 32 bit extensions and a graphical shell for a 16 bit patch to an 8 bit operating system originally coded for a 4 bit microprocessor, written by a 2 bit company that can’t stand 1 bit of competition.”

I can’t uninstall it, there seems to be some kind of ‘Uninstall Shield’.